Disclaimer: all content herein is probably ripped off and defiantly offensive. If you feel a sharp stabbing pain in your ass stop reading and call an ambulance because you have contracted the butthurt.Tumblr (3.0; @phorgewerk)http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/542a066e4d3dc2c962baba62d86f748c/tumblr_mmry84MlgP1r2452ko1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9141e3d0b05562fc45f4352e0a19eee9/tumblr_mmry84MlgP1r2452ko2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50663730236http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50663730236Fri, 17 May 2013 14:01:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4b69e6024399239d064b9aacaae604bb/tumblr_mmqbbs1Crf1qb6cnho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://michaxl.tumblr.com/post/50413758802/did-you-say-walk">michaxl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>did you say walk</p> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50663340122http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50663340122Fri, 17 May 2013 13:53:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eeac03f0e959981b05da7af48dfb28d1/tumblr_mmremgc6EL1qm2b05o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ricotez.tumblr.com/post/50374854426/boy-i-do-wonder-who-of-these-people-will-turn-out">ricotez</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant</p> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50592625674http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50592625674Thu, 16 May 2013 15:15:10 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh28mxLTR21qgzqnco1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50592352097http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50592352097Thu, 16 May 2013 15:10:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2b43dcc6d71b60838741b5b3978eaace/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe3d337e56f59aba44ddef44d1cf1e92/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ac616c6bb51b72f3e0651ca3b775632/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7fbbbb7fa3306c0b32ec49700855dd25/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/073591f5664ec91ac250d066bac856ae/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/52cbddc01cbded5fbc8f4f1ddcf86219/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2ab8a40e65c3e1bc0ada4ddd4af07ac6/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/52cbddc01cbded5fbc8f4f1ddcf86219/tumblr_mmuqhn72pv1r4cozuo8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pbs-food.tumblr.com/post/50508560021/click-here-to-find-a-delicious-chocolate-chip">pbs-food</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.pbs.org/food/recipes/giant-chocolate-chip-cookies/?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=pbsfood&utm_campaign=nationalfood">Click here to find a delicious chocolate chip cookie recipe</a> perfect for your own noms.</p> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50583984538http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50583984538Thu, 16 May 2013 12:39:18 -0400<p>2-2 with junk tokens first draft, I need more voice of resurgences but 30 dollar cards just make me feel guilty. Will post list later if someone wants it</p>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50548412312http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50548412312Wed, 15 May 2013 22:35:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vvhatserface.tumblr.com/post/50322019140">vvhatserface</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m going to cyberbully my boyfriend until he stops playing WoW and comes to watch x men with me and touch my butt</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/925f95b29fc4d53401b6f5a6bee96b70/tumblr_inline_mmq07zVGtg1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/de8a2707b6a8c9a7483472c81cbb4379/tumblr_inline_mmq08aIsja1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>ABOOS</p>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50322428001http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50322428001Mon, 13 May 2013 00:53:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8eab70ed844f4ed77c6136d6f66055d0/tumblr_mmptysSo9Z1rawuuio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>basically my programming career circa high school</p>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50319320614http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50319320614Mon, 13 May 2013 00:03:40 -0400taco bell employee: how are you today?<br /> me: crunchwrap supreme<br /> http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50269040075http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50269040075Sun, 12 May 2013 12:58:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f41abae2c0ac18c0cb3691c04af3b32/tumblr_mk8wzh05pS1rv0dh4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50223301550http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50223301550Sat, 11 May 2013 23:58:30 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2575b3e78660b1d5d2431ccf298a02bd/tumblr_mmjvu61yZq1s08c1po2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shchambers.tumblr.com/post/50037898340/the-upside-of-cloning-from-the-book-entertaining">shchambers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The Upside of Cloning</p> <p>From the book “Entertaining Blasphemies” available at shchambers.com</p> <p>Visit shchambers.com and review gobs of cartoons.</p> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50099649041http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50099649041Fri, 10 May 2013 13:46:29 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/103d535de0b3ed9e598216f3704126b0/tumblr_mkyxfvEaLM1rp68cjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/650aedd2799dae2e93b335663ce2759e/tumblr_mkyxfvEaLM1rp68cjo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b3b6bc2352cd0e80d25918d747c1d9ff/tumblr_mkyxfvEaLM1rp68cjo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f66ee8343ed05ab2c7414ba3a424a857/tumblr_mkyxfvEaLM1rp68cjo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1f59d632e52d367c4fb0180615a4a244/tumblr_mkyxfvEaLM1rp68cjo7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/55184b151ee6148a31c51ef3ed562868/tumblr_mkyxfvEaLM1rp68cjo8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://draulin.tumblr.com/post/50085867048/i-was-looking-at-the-elephants-really-i-was">draulin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <blockquote> <p><em><small>“I was looking at the elephants, really, I was.”</small></em></p> </blockquote> </div> </div> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50099599050http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50099599050Fri, 10 May 2013 13:45:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a14db7f7a2e8d285e175014b1df6a0a2/tumblr_mm9p0m18nd1qg996lo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50099312392http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50099312392Fri, 10 May 2013 13:40:01 -0400<a href="http://garyc.me/bring/">Bring</a>: <p>This is only the coolest thing on the internet</p>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50023311570http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50023311570Thu, 09 May 2013 13:49:44 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/08527ced53e458dc5937452121e12bba/tumblr_mlwae6S4Yw1qap92lo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU</span></p> <p>ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT</p> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50022984897http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50022984897Thu, 09 May 2013 13:43:36 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://what-is-this-i-dont-even.tumblr.com/post/50018486722/sex-no-no-i-said-secx-trig">what-is-this-i-dont-even</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sex?<br/> No no. <br/> I said. <br/> SecX. <br/> Trig.</p> </blockquote> <p>I want to get this on one of those stitching circle things and hang it on my wall</p>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50022569747http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/50022569747Thu, 09 May 2013 13:35:47 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82691109ef46818f95bf7f8fddcccb01/tumblr_mmh1g5AtO91s9rpajo1_r2_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49989978145http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49989978145Wed, 08 May 2013 23:58:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6ba6442f5239d72cf1c6ebac7319b99e/tumblr_mjwjp93veZ1r3dshvo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://futureben.com/post/49841176405">futureben</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Sami.</p> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49863593848http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49863593848Tue, 07 May 2013 13:12:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35eb2694c5627a8dd2e3a979512b492b/tumblr_ml11miulq71rwnp75o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/47626225657/eevee-evolutions-latte-art-caffeinate-is">dorkly</a>:</p> <p><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/picture/51341/eevee-evolutions-latte-art"><strong>Eevee Evolutions Latte Art</strong></a></p> <p><span>Caffeinate is essentially </span><span class="caps">IRL</span><span> rare candy.</span></p> </blockquote>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49707434875http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49707434875Sun, 05 May 2013 15:05:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83430a408ce410c21d50f8d1feb0aadd/tumblr_mm6o7sLCnZ1qig25ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://black-nata.tumblr.com/post/49501800705">black-nata</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vaguemartin.tumblr.com/post/49449097522/superheros-salaries">vaguemartin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Superhero’s salaries.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Infinity”</p> </blockquote> <p>This is bullshit, everyone knows reporters don’t make money</p>http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49601352104http://phorgewerk.tumblr.com/post/49601352104Sat, 04 May 2013 12:18:04 -0400