So my friend bought a new tablet a few days ago and thought the vibrate was broken on it. Since this was in the middle of a computer science class of course everyone passed it around trying to figure out what was wrong with it. When it got to me I was thinking it was a hardware problem, but I decided to test it first by getting something I knew would make the thing vibrate. Because I am a naieve nerd and wasnt thinking, I searched vibrator on the app store. Now as an expert I can tell you that there are literally millions of horney nerds out there, and somewhere along the line one of them thought it would be fun to make a billion apps that vibrated like a… well vibrator. Naturally pleased with my discovery, I installed one and started laughing like crazy when I handed it back to him vibrating in the middle of class. But it gets better, because a few seconds later it started to moan. In the middle of a lecture hall. In my friends lap. Even better, like all good machines it decided to lock up when he tried to close it and the whole class got a solid 3 minutes of porn moans from the back row while trying to follow a polish professor who’s name makes me want to shout I WANNA BUY A VOWEL PLEASE!
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