SINCE HE IS TO BROKE TO GET PLASTIC ABS AND TO DUMB TO DO SITUPS LIKE THE REST OF US, WE ARE COLLECTING MONEY IN THE NAME OF THE HUMAN FUND TO BUY FAKE ABS FOR IAN! NOW HE CAN FINALLY SHOW OFF THAT BEER GUT TO THE ZERO WOMEN HE KNOWS! FOR EVERY REBLOG THIS GETS A DOLLAR WILL BE DONATE TO ABS FOR IAN!
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