xwhatserface: Petition for Alfie (Stormageddon Dark Lord of All) as the next companion
cumberbulge: my brother just sat my mum down in the living room and started crying and she was getting really worried and he burst out with ‘I’M PREGNANT’ completely seriously, and my mum started yelling and was like ‘OH MY GOD, what the fuck, I raised you to be responsible’ and she was literally ranting for about 10 minutes until she realised and quietly walked out of the room
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
jennasty: batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “JIF.” NOT GIF, JIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS. It’s Jif. The guy who came up with .gifs calls it a Jif. So get fucked.
a haiku for george rr martin
labellerien: why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
it’s all fun and games until a 23 year old genderqueer vegan activist gets to your text post
xwhatserface: Have you ever eaten a sandwich that was falling apart on you and it’s so hard to eat it but when you’re done with it it just feels so good and filling because you worked for it kids today don’t know what that feels like.
remember when ecards were witty and funny
jennasty: futureben: jennasty: and now any douchelord can make their own and they all pretty much suck i hate you something fierce
futureben: We might be getting a Polish work experience guy in for a few weeks. Other than the fact that I have to show this guy how to do stuff, which I hate doing anyway, what do you talk about with Polish people? I need ideas people! And don’t say the War because I don’t think they had the best time during it. math, all the computer science and math professors at my school are polish....
xwhatserface: cityblue30: xwhatserface: cityblue30: azureusblue: rainsexual replied to your quote: “Nothing says I love you like voluntary genital… an award for the best tumblr couple goes to… Oh I hope it’s us….please please please please please……*fingers crossed* I didn’t know we were in the running! We could at least be in the running if Max would use his tumblr more *glares* ...
thequeenoftacos: if ironman and the silver surfer teamed up they would be alloys