February 2012
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the-cold-revolution:
If a man has crabs and he has sex with a woman who also has crabs, do the invading crabs dominate the native crabs and make them their subjects, or do they work together in harmony for a common goal? Have crabs evolved to become more socially advanced than humans?
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mrgoldendeal:
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xwhatserface:
You know you’re hungry when you’re looking at pictures of Food on Tumblr the way Ian looks at porn.
A picture of a grilled cheese sandwich turned me on yesterday… I don’t know what to list my orientation as now.
Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man
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xwhatserface:
You know you’re hungry when you’re looking at pictures of Food on Tumblr the way Ian looks at porn.
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Reblog this if you want someone to put a fictional...
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“My dick itches”
– Queen Elizabeth II
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I feel like there needs to be a warning when you are just looking at random blogs along the lines of, ‘WARNING YOU ARE ABOUT TO CLICK A LINK TO A 13 YEAR OLD GIRLS SOB STORY WHERE SHE HAS MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE ON AUTOPLAY AND EXCLUSIVELY REBLOGS POKEMON AND GAY PORN’
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mrgoldendeal:
Now accepting applications for a female to cuddle up next to me, eat a mountain of grilled cheese sandwiches and watch movies until the zombies come for us.
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Congrats to DurrHurrDurr for being appointed TEST ALLIANCE PLEASE IGNORE’s official diplomat to the gay community!
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Best. Blog. Ever. →
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