2-2 with junk tokens first draft, I need more voice of resurgences but 30 dollar cards just make me feel guilty. Will post list later if someone wants it
vvhatserface: I’m going to cyberbully my boyfriend until he stops playing WoW and comes to watch x men with me and touch my butt ABOOS
taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
This is only the coolest thing on the internet
what-is-this-i-dont-even: Sex? No no. I said. SecX. Trig. I want to get this on one of those stitching circle things and hang it on my wall
Welcome to tumblr where the opinions are half...
Have you seen my juice box?
msjewbooty: tough crowd, the comedian thinks to himself as he scans the audience of bikers, gangsters, members of the mafia, tattooed bodybuilders, pro wrestlers, an entire football team, a robot built specifically for destruction
amoying: ∧＿∧ （｡･ω･｡)つ━☆・*。 ⊂ ノ ・゜+. しーＪ °。+ *´¨) .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨) (¸.·´ (¸.·’* bippity boppity beeb ur a fuckin dweeb
In space, no one can hear you whine
Anonymous asked: You are a fucking dumb ass.
Anonymous asked: Being a cunt. It's what you're doing. Stop it.
This is what I do for giggles and laughs when I’m not yelling at the cat.– Java Professor before showing example (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
Revenge is sweet– Me (Chelsea on Max’s tumblr while he’s at work)