May 2013
29 posts
May 19th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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2-2 with junk tokens first draft, I need more voice of resurgences but 30 dollar cards just make me feel guilty. Will post list later if someone wants it
May 16th
vvhatserface: I’m going to cyberbully my boyfriend until he stops playing WoW and comes to watch x men with me and touch my butt ABOOS
May 13th
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May 13th
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taco bell employee: how are you today?
me: crunchwrap supreme
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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Bring →
This is only the coolest thing on the internet
May 9th
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May 9th
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what-is-this-i-dont-even: Sex? No no. I said. SecX. Trig. I want to get this on one of those stitching circle things and hang it on my wall
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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Welcome to tumblr where the opinions are half...
May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
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May 1st
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Have you seen my juice box?
May 1st
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April 2013
63 posts
Apr 29th
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msjewbooty: tough crowd, the comedian thinks to himself as he scans the audience of bikers, gangsters, members of the mafia, tattooed bodybuilders, pro wrestlers, an entire football team, a robot built specifically for destruction
Apr 28th
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amoying:  ∧_∧ (。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。 ⊂   ノ    ・゜+.  しーJ   °。+ *´¨)          .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)           (¸.·´ (¸.·’* bippity boppity beeb ur a fuckin dweeb
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
146 notes
1 tag
In space, no one can hear you whine
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Anonymous asked: You are a fucking dumb ass.
Apr 26th
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Anonymous asked: Being a cunt. It's what you're doing. Stop it.
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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“This is what I do for giggles and laughs when I’m not yelling at the cat.”
– Java Professor before showing example (via what-is-this-i-dont-even)
Apr 25th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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“Revenge is sweet”
– Me (Chelsea on Max’s tumblr while he’s at work)
Apr 22nd
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Apr 19th
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