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Posted on 22nd Oct at 12:04 AM, with 205,248 notes
i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

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get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:36 PM, with 172,957 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[bluechaircomics/via webtoons]

you better believe i live by the tf2 sniper’s rules:
1) be polite
2) be efficient
3) have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:30 PM, with 423,192 notes

musiclily:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • Godspeed
  • Do you need a hug?
  • Take my sword
  • The dragon walks alone
  • That’s not the code word
  • I wish I could do that. I haven’t been able to…since the accident
Posted on 21st Oct at 3:28 PM, with 33,280 notes

sadyuri:

"yeah but what’s your birth name???" lmao nice try, kira

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:27 PM, with 526,558 notes
*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
*looking at my music taste*: cool man
Posted on 21st Oct at 3:25 PM, with 75,920 notes

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:24 PM, with 81 notes

oldqueencole:

theyre gonna do a beatles reunion tour its just an elderly paul mcartney and ringo and theyre gonna put georges corpse on stage and fire john lennons ashes into the crowd and ringos gonna die on stage and pauls just gonna keep playing 

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:19 PM, with 218,990 notes
Has anyone else noticed that February 2015 is the perfect month?

themaskednegro:

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dat wednesday burfday ugh

Posted on 21st Oct at 3:14 PM, with 56,158 notes

circletines:

XHAMSTER.COM IS NOT FULL OF EXTREME HAMSTERS

Posted on 20th Oct at 7:19 PM, with 2 notes
Never Forget

Bubble Buddy killed a guy

and he’s been at large since 2001 bring justice to that one fish’s family

Posted on 20th Oct at 1:31 PM, with 11,277 notes

queerspectres:

yes the US is awful but can we stop using that to pretend canada and england are like these holy grails of acceptance

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