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Posted on 29th Aug at 10:45 PM, with 36,874 notes

guerillasforever:

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

Posted on 29th Aug at 10:22 PM, with 505,273 notes

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

Posted on 29th Aug at 10:13 PM, with 181,595 notes

prongsmydeer:

Harry Potter AU where someone sees Harry in his cousin’s over-sized clothing with his underfed body and hears him casually mention the cupboard in which he sleeps and calls the fucking police

Posted on 29th Aug at 1:39 AM, with 6 notes

vvhatserface:

kuueater:

lick the book. lick the book. lick the book. book. book. book. book. I’M AN ALBATROSS. I’M AN ALBATROSS.

chelsea are you okay

fuckin clone high dude, you’d love it

Posted on 28th Aug at 7:55 PM, with 222 notes
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Posted on 28th Aug at 1:10 PM, with 3 notes

If you add “…in space” to the end of anything I’ll probably be interested in it

Posted on 28th Aug at 12:52 PM, with 94,557 notes

thegeekcritique:

break-the-frozenheart:

emmadilemmathethird:

constable-frozen:

olaf mark7

what … what did I just witness?

olaf mark7


shit just got real

Posted on 28th Aug at 4:35 AM, with 3 notes

the next time someone tells me I look familiar I’m just gonna stare them dead in the eye and say “Well I was exploited for child porn when I was eight soooo”

Posted on 28th Aug at 1:45 AM, with 299 notes

thoughtseize:

i love that in khans of tarkir we have five of the most prominent civilizations from asian history represented: persian, chinese, mongolian, siberian, and snake necromancers

Posted on 28th Aug at 1:34 AM, with 120,099 notes
metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god


FUCK

metastasisedmalaise:

awwww-cute:

W e recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

dear fucking god

FUCK

Posted on 28th Aug at 1:31 AM, with 831 notes
liznugentdrawsmagic:

I’m sure everybody nobody has been waiting for me to do a rendition of Tibalt!
FOREVER ALOOOONE

liznugentdrawsmagic:

I’m sure everybody nobody has been waiting for me to do a rendition of Tibalt!

FOREVER ALOOOONE

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